Kiravian Federacy

The Federacy of the States of Kiravia (Kiravic: Rectârca Ârcáya Kiraviá) is the dopest nation in all of Ixnay. It is notorious regionwide for the sheer scale and intensity of its awesomeness, not giving  a damn about regional and supranational institutions, being retroäctively ranked Best Nation Ever by the Kiravian International Rankings Board since 3500 BC, and general badassery.

Nation Overview
Kiravia is kind of like the Sicily of Ixnay. It's a big triangular island right in the middle of the region, the Punic Wars were fought there, the Mafia run the government , and it makes the best damn pizza this side of Brooklyn.

Foreign Policy
Kiravian foreign policy has changed precious little since the days of its first Foreign Executive, Wizard-of-the-Word MC Undertaker, who laid the foundations of Kiravian interaction with the wider world in his famous Three Points Doctrine. Noöne is quite sure what those points were, but experts are pretty sure they had something to do with hating the West, not listening to international organisations, and not giving a damn about global democracy, human rights, or development unless it suits Kiravia's interests.

The Federacy's primary goal in world affairs is to stop the godless Western Liberals from taking away Kiravians' rights to alcohol, tobacco, fireärms, meat, and high-cholesterol breakfasts.

Economy
Mad dough is made in Kiravia, leading to regionwide outbreaks of Mad Bread Disease, a plant-borne prionic disease caused by a misfolded protein in wheat that causes loaves of bread to spontaneously and viciously attack humans. However, Breads' Rights activists have pointed out that humans have been savagely dismembering and eating innocent breads for milennia.

In addition to mad dough, Kiravia exports beer, freedom, missile strikes, colonizts comin 2 take ur landz, bacon-and-egg products, crack cocaïne, gold, knockoff Cadillacs, bad puns, and canned soup.